It's been brought to my attention that a certain British playwright (I checked, this is the appropriate spelling) has had the remarkably good fortune to have his one act play included in the same night of theater as my one act play.. This European has written a play about pirates.
What a surprise that someone from a country adjacent to France would write a play about a bunch of criminals known for raping women and burning the American flag...and then have the Gaul (that's a pun) to call it comedy.
My fellow Americans, I vow that I will prevail in bringing about the awesomest piece of American theater America has ever seen. We beat the English once...we'll do it again!!!!
Monday, May 07, 2007
The Gauntlet Has Been Thrown
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But...isn't your play...about English people?
Actually...isn't a gauntlet...English?
I've heard rumours that I'm the favourite to get Lancelot's part.
Think about that.
In
Your
Base
Killin'
Yo'
Wordzzzzzzz
Dood
Yeah. That's right.
My play corrects the lie of history as portrayed by the British. Yeah...that's the ticket.
Inci..That's great. You'll get to know the feeling of being involved in a successful play.
pwned!!
Oh, snap!
I heard you're trifling blasphemy to the very purity of parchment provoked a better turn out than my superior masterpiece at the auditions lately. I guess it's clear which of us is writing for the peasantry and which of us is writing in the name of art.
Ah, I see. Edited my comment to look as if I can't tell the difference between "your" and "you're". Clever. Very clever.
BTW I have added a sword fight. Yeah, you think about that...
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